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Tag Archives: Illuminati
January 3, 1871
On January 3, 1871, Henry W. Bradley patented oleomargarine. This was just one of the many steps that the Illuminati have used to take over the world. Oleomargarine, also called margarine, also called oleo, also called marge, also called “that crap that… Continue reading
Posted in 19th Century, Historical Facts
Tagged Big Margarine, Cows, Henry W. Bradley, Illuminati, oleomargarine, US patents
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August 7, 1991
On August 7, 1991, ex-Panamanian strongman and CIA favorite Colonel Manuel Noriega was being tried in the United States for drug trafficking, racketeering and money laundering. He had petitioned the Court for the right to access… Continue reading
Posted in 20th Century, Historical Facts
Tagged Area 51, court, crime and punishment, Elder Gods, Illuminati, Manuel Noriega, Masons, Panama, Pentagon
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October 7, 2003
On October 7, 2003, actor Randy Quaid received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He immediately covered it with aluminum foil to keep the Illuminati from tracking his whereabouts through the transmitters imbedded in the fillings in his teeth.
Posted in 21st Century, Historical Facts
Tagged aluminum foil, Hollyweird, Hollywood, Illuminati, Randy Quaid, transmitters
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July 1, 1963
On July 1, 1963, the second step of the Illuminati usurpation of the United States was put into place. The US Postmaster General, Edward Day, introduced the five-digit ZIP code, thereby allowing the government to know where everyone lived. This was the fruition of the original plan of world domination set into motion by the … Continue reading
Posted in 20th Century, Historical Facts
Tagged Benjamin Franklin, flouride, Ice-wall, Illuminati, MTV, Postmaster General, Social Security Numbers
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April 28, 1992
On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com in 1992 the US Agriculture Department confirmed its allegiance to the Illuminati as it unveiled a pyramid shaped recommended diet chart that would allow it to control the youth of America with subliminal advertising and super-sugary breakfast cereal.
Posted in 20th Century, Historical Facts
Tagged conspiracies, Illuminati, sugar, US Government
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June 5, 1933
On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! 1933 – President Roosevelt signed the bill that took the U.S. off of the gold standard. Gerald Burton Winrod, the “Jayhawk Nazi” the publisher of the newspaper “The Defender” immediately claimed that Roosevelt was a stooge of the Illuminati and the Grand Jewish Communist Conspiracy and that by taking the … Continue reading
Posted in 20th Century, Historical Facts
Tagged conspiracies, Cthulhu, Franklin Roosevelt, HP Lovecraft, Illuminati, Kansas, Presidents
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September 19, 1959
On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com in 1959 Nikita Khruschev, the Premier of Russia, was not allowed to visit Disneyland due to security reasons. Khrushchev reacted angrily and threw what could only be called a ‘temper tantrum’ or in the Southern vernacular a “Hissy Fit”. Leonid Brezhnev had to reassure the Premier that Eisenhower was not … Continue reading
Posted in 20th Century, Historical Facts
Tagged Breshnev, Eisenhower, Illuminati, KGB, Khruschev, men acting like children, Soviet Union, Walt Disney
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April 24, 1800
On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 1800 the Library of Congress was established with a $5,000 allocation. The third book purchased by the library was the ‘Necronomicon’ and it was subsequently transferred in 1943 to a secret vault that was designed by George Bergstrom and built by John McShain that is located many levels beneath … Continue reading
Posted in 18th Century, Historical Facts
Tagged Early US History, Illuminati, Libraries, Masons, Necronomicon, Pentagon
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April 12, 1606
On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 1606, after the sixteenth vote, England adopted the original Union Jack as its flag. Several well-meaning and strong candidates were rejected by the monarchy and populace. Some of the rejected flags included the French Boy Fanny Fanciers, Anarchy Now, The King’s a Sot, and Why In The Hell Is … Continue reading
Posted in 17th Century, Historical Facts
Tagged flag choice, gallows, Illuminati, political protest, the english
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September 22, 1980
On THIS DATE IN TWISTED-HISTORY! in 1980, John Lennon and Yoko Ono signed a recording contract with Geffin Records. Three months later, John was assassinated by Mark David Chapman. Many are not sure if Chapman was just a stooge of the Illuminati, or if the CIA finally came through with the hit they had promised … Continue reading
Posted in 20th Century, Historical Facts
Tagged assassinations, CIA, conspiracies, fnord!, Illuminati, music, Nazi's
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