Tag Archives: Bill Clinton

October 11, 1975

On October 11, 1975, Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham were married in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Thicc, almost pretty women throughout Arkansas put down their Malboros and shot-gunned a Pabst Blue Ribbon in acknowledgement of the one that got away. For at … Continue reading

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March 5, 1993

On March 5, 1993 Cuban President Fidel Castro said that American First Lady Hillary Clinton was a “beautiful woman’. President Bill Clinton quickly agreed, but he also said, “It’s true that Hillary is a beautiful woman, but she’s no fat-bottomed, … Continue reading

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May 2, 2000

On May 2, 2000, US President Bill Clinton announced that accurate GPS access would no longer be restricted for military use only. Crazy ex-girlfriends (CXGs) throughout the United States secretly rejoiced and high-fived each other as stalking “the one that … Continue reading

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