Tag Archives: Bill Clinton

January 7, 1998

On January 7, 1998, former White House intern Monica Lewinsky signed an affidavit denying she had an affair with US President Bill Clinton, thereby cementing her status as ‘side piece’ of the decade. Camilla Parker-Bowles demanded a recount, but lost … Continue reading

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December 9, 1994

On December 9, 1994, US Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders was forced to resign after when she was asked if it might be possible to reduce the spread of AIDS through a more explicit discussion of masturbation, she said, “I … Continue reading

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October 11, 1975

On October 11, 1975, Bill Clinton and Hillary Rodham were married in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Thicc, almost pretty women throughout Arkansas put down their Malboros and shot-gunned a Pabst Blue Ribbon in acknowledgement of the… Continue reading

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March 5, 1993

On March 5, 1993 Cuban President Fidel Castro said that American First Lady Hillary Clinton was a “beautiful woman’. President Bill Clinton quickly agreed, but he also said, “It’s true that Hillary is a beautiful woman, but she’s no fat-bottomed, … Continue reading

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May 2, 2000

On May 2, 2000, US President Bill Clinton announced that accurate GPS access would no longer be restricted for military use only. Crazy ex-girlfriends (CXGs) throughout the United States secretly rejoiced and high-fived each other as stalking “the one that … Continue reading

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