On September 30, 1960, on Howdy Doody’s (the evil Ron Howard impersonating puppet’s) last show, Clarabelle the Clown finally talked and said, “Ph’nglui mglw’naf’h Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagen. Goodbye Kids.”
My Chthulian is a bit rusty, but that sounded like a pretty dire warning. On the plus side, at least she wouldn’t have to worry about Khrushchev any more. Share Twisted-History to take out a restraining order against the denizens of R’lyeh. It won’t do any good, but at least you can say you tried.