October 22, 1969

Posted on October 22, 2020 by Joel Byers

On October 22, 1969, British rock star, Paul McCartney denied the early rumors of his death. He said that he was most definitely alive, as he wasn’t scheduled to die until sometime after 2021. He did say he wasn’t sure about Keith Richards though, as he’d heard the guitar player from the Rolling Stones had been bitten by a zombified groupie during a drug-fueled orgy in San Francisco and was looking a tad bit deceased.

Then again, isn't that exactly what a replacement would say? As soon as Paul McCartney discovered the truth about the faked moon landing, his life was forfeit, but he was far too famous to just kill — thus the duplicate that took his place. Share Twisted-History to make sure no one finds out that you also know the truth.

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About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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