November 19, 1969

On November 19, 1969, Apollo 12’s astronauts, Charles Conrad and Alan Bean, made mankind’s second landing on the Moon. It really happened contrary to what idiot flat-earthers believe. Why did America go back so fast after the first landing on July 20, 1969? Was it because Buzz Aldrin left his wallet up there? Or was it because Neil Armstrong took the key to the Ark of the Covenant and left it there on the Moon’s surface as instructed by Warehouse 13, but Cthulhu was threatening to break out of his prison beneath the Pentagon and President Nixon knew that his vice-president Agnew would not be an adequate sacrifice? No. America went back within months for the same reason a second atomic bomb was dropped on Japan. To prove to the world that the first time wasn’t a fluke. Although I wouldn’t be surprise that the Cthulhu, key, Agnew thing really happened.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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