March 3, 1985

On March 3, 1985, the group Women Against Pornography awarded it’s annual ‘Pig Award’ to Huggies Diapers. The angry activists claimed that Huggies TV ads for diapers had ‘crossed the line between eye-catching and porn.’ In other related news, every woman who was a member of WAP was also named Karen. In other, other related news, the Karens of WAP decided that every time they called out an advertiser for using a commercial that looked pornish to them, they would call it Wapping. In other, other, other related news, the Karens of WAP could not understand why their teenage sons would giggle every time they would get together and discuss Wapping Petroleum Jelly for having pornish commercials.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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