July 2, 1298

Posted on July 2, 2014 by Joel Byers

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 1298 an army led by Albert of Austria defeated and killed Adolf of Nassua near Worms, Germany. Unknown to historians was that Albert of Austria was in fact, Albert Kleinistein, a temporial scientist from the year 2332 AD. Professor Kleinistein invented the second working time machine and went back in time to kill Adolph Hitler before he could rise to power. Unfortunately, the keyboard that controlled the time settings was glichy and sent him 640 years further back into the past. Kleinistein, being a ‘make lemonade’ kind of guy saw that Adolf of Nassua was also a right bastard and decided to take him out while he was there. If you want to know what happened to the first working time machine, then you need look no further than Kleinistein’s older brother Frank. Frank invented the first time machine and wanted to test the ‘Butterfly Effect’ in the Cretaceous Period. The velociraptors of that time period found him delicious.

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Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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