January 3, 1871

On January 3, 1871, Henry W. Bradley patented oleomargarine. This was just one of the many steps that the Illuminati have used to take over the world. Oleomargarine, also called margarine, also called oleo, also called marge, also called “that crap that doesn’t taste a thing like butter”, is a cheap knock-off that combines refined vegetable oil and water to make a cheaper, butter substitute. If you use margarine, you’ll put hard working dairy cows out of business. Do you want to see Daisy in an alley giving away milk-jobs to support her somatotropin habit? That’s what’ll happen if you support big Margarine. Protect American cow jobs, eat real butter.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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