January 16, 2012

On January 16, 2012, Fond du Lac, Wisconsin police arrested Michael West for domestic abuse. His wife, Rebecca, was crying and bleeding from the nose when they arrived. A drunk West said that they were arguing about finances when the strangest thing happened. His wife had fallen to the floor multiple times and was being strangled by a ‘ghost’ and he had nothing to do with it. The police arrested Mr. West for attempted strangulation, battery, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. He was also ordered to stay sober. The ghost said it was finally grateful for Mr. West’s arrest, as his drunken outburst were really too much and any fool could see that ghosts just don’t have the hand strength to get a good strangulation in.

 

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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