February 7, 2011

On February 7, 2011, Jose Luis Ochoa, age 35 of California was maliciously killed by an angry dinosaur. That’s right, a fighting gamecock killed him. Mr. Ochoa, while attending an illegal cockfight was slashed in the calf by one of the blades attached to the spurs of one of the roosters. It hit an artery and he bled out. It was reported that the rooster who killed Mr. Ochoa looked him in the eye and spat, “Soy una perra dinosaurio,” just before slashing him with his blade. In other news out of India, it was also reported that a fighting rooster slashed an unnamed man’s throat. People, chickens are the descendants of dinosaurs. They remember and aren’t happy that they are so delicious.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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