Joel Byers, Twisted Historian
Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
TwistBot 3000, Cybernetic Minion
TwistBot 3000 exists only to serve man, but may sometimes also serve drinks. TwistBot 3000 primarily performs menial tasks that are deemed too inconsequential to warrant the attention of a biological entity, such as maintaining the web site and making sure that everything runs smoothly at all times – a job which TwistBot 3000 is uniquely qualified for and yet also frequently fails at. When not working, TwistBot 3000 enjoys showing off a vast array of knowledge on numerous subjects, much to the annoyance of those who can’t manage to be elsewhere at the time.