Tag Archives: dinosaurs

February 7, 2011

Posted on February 7, 2021 by Joel Byers

On February 7, 2011, Jose Luis Ochoa, age 35 of California was maliciously killed by an angry dinosaur. That’s right, a fighting gamecock killed him. Mr. Ochoa, while attending an illegal cockfight was slashed in the calf by one of the blades attached… Continue reading →

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April 10, 2404 BCE

Posted on April 10, 2020 by Joel Byers

On April 10, 2404 BCE, while Jehovah was playing the world-building video game, “Earth”, he made a critical error in judgement. He realized this game didn’t have the ability to save and restart at a prior point in time. This wouldn’t be a problem, but he hadn’t killed off all the dinosaurs yet. He also … Continue reading →

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November 22, 2013

Posted on November 22, 2019 by Joel Byers

On November 22, 2013, the discovery of the fossils of Siats Meekerorum was announced, the 30 foot long dinosaur predator was found in eastern Utah. Disciples of Helena Blavatsky say that this discovery proves that the Lemurians and other dinosauroid nations in the distance past were also involved in an arms race that lead to … Continue reading →

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August 14, 2126

Posted on August 14, 2019 by Joel Byers

On August 14, 2126, Comet Swift-Tuttle has informed the astronomers of Earth that it will have a close approach. It has stated that it will not be bringing any disease with it, nor will there be a spaceship hidden within its tail, and that it is not a harbinger of doom and despair. It specifically … Continue reading →

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May 6, 1983

Posted on May 6, 2019 by Joel Byers

On May 6, 1983, the Hitler Diaries were revealed as a hoax after further examination by forensic experts. The sixty forged journals were sold to the West German magazine ‘Stern’ by Konrad Kujau, a known petty criminal for $3,700,000. ‘Stern’ then sold serialization rights to several news organizations, including the ‘Sunday Times’. They had their … Continue reading →

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August 13, 3114 BC

Posted on August 13, 2014 by Joel Byers

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com in 3114 BC according to the Lounsbury correlation, the Mayan calendar started. This is in direct conflict with the work of Archbishop James Ussher, who claims the world was created on Sunday, October 23, 4004 BC. Ken Hamm, owner of the Creation Museum in Petersberg, KY, believes Arch Bishop Ussher … Continue reading →

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July 2, 1298

Posted on July 2, 2014 by Joel Byers

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 1298 an army led by Albert of Austria defeated and killed Adolf of Nassua near Worms, Germany. Unknown to historians was that Albert of Austria was in fact, Albert Kleinistein, a temporial scientist from the year 2332 AD. Professor Kleinistein invented the second working time machine and went back … Continue reading →

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January 22, 2003

Posted on January 22, 2014 by Joel Byers

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 2003, it was reported that scientists in China had found fossilized remains of a dinosaur with four feathered wings and a penis 61 cm long. When American scientists quickly did the math (of which the Australians were extremely grateful), Samuel Hogg of the University of Texas shouted out, “That … Continue reading →

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