April 30, 1945

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 1945 newlyweds Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun committed suicide. They had been married for just one day. In their personal diaries on April 30th, Adolf wrote “I can’t believe how much she changed in just one day. It’s nag this, nag that, I want a fur coat this, a fur coat that. Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk. All she does is talk! She doesn’t even call me Mein Fuhrer anymore, it’s Adolfie now. I hate Adolfie. My bitch of a mother called me Adolfie. I want to die.”

Eva had one sentence for that day in her diary, “The little fat bastard farts in bed, shoot me.”

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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