On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 1985 the Coca-Cola Company announced that it was changing its 99-year-old secret formula. New Coke was not only unsuccessful, it was despised and hated, which resulted in the resumption of selling the original version. Because Coca-Cola dumped the New Coke experiment and went back to the Old Formula, God called off the “Rapture”, Odin rescinded the start-up of Ragnorak and Cthulu calmly sank back beneath the icy wastes of Antarctica. The world learned that you do not fuck with the Old Formula.
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