May 3, 1988

Posted on May 3, 2019 by Joel Byers

On May 3, 1988, the White House acknowledged that First Lady Nancy Reagan had used astrological advice to help schedule the President’s activities. The Christian Right was surprisingly okay with that. When Jerry Falwell was confronted about the President’s wife using witchery, he took a round object out of his coat pocket, shook it, and said, “Most Likely”. When asked if he was okay with that, he shook the object again and said, “Ask Again Later”. The reporters then asked if he was using a Magic 8-Ball to give his answers, he hurriedly shook the object and said, “My Sources Say No”, and then hurried away without answering any more questions.

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About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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