June 25, 1606

On this day in 1606 St. Jansday is forbidden. I’m pissed. No one knows what St. Jansday was celebrating or why it was forbidden. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. It had to be the day when whines were allowed and the beautiful were required to bring the almost pretty various tasty pastries and chilled glasses of Pinot Gris as they lounged and watched the less fortunate mill around at any one of the officially sponsored St. Jansday Festivals as they played pin the football on the nose of your annoying sister.

This holiday may have been banned due to the large number of evil villains and their assorted minions that found their true calling on this day.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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