June 26, 1992

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 1992 the Supreme Court ruled that fund soliciting can be banned at airports. Religious organizations such as the Hari Krishnas and organized crime rings like the Girls Scouts protested this decision as the Krishnas asked, “How are we going to be able to dance and beg from complete strangers if we can’t accosted them at the airports where they can’t evade us?” and the Lisa “Meat Cleaver” Wilcox of the Girl Scouts said, “Forgetabout that shit, how are we supposed to push 1500 cases of Tag-a-longs a month without the airport traffic business, you know what I mean?”

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.

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One Response to June 26, 1992

  1. Airport Security says:

    Slip me a couple of boxes of Thin Mints and I think we can work something out…

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