June 12, 2012

On This Date in TWISTED-HISTORY.com! in 2012, an extensive study of the wooly mammoth concluded that their extinction was brought about due to the earth’s climate changing as it exited the latest ice age, plus their hunting by humans for food and leather, the shifting of habitats and the fact that wooly mammoths embraced a homosexual lifestyle. The failure to produce offspring doomed the big critters.

About Joel Byers

Born in North Georgia and educated at some very fine public institutions. Real education started after graduating from college and then getting married and raising two boys. Has the ability to see the funny and absurd in most things and will always remark on it, even if it means getting the stink-eye from his victims.
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One Response to June 12, 2012

  1. An Extinct Mammoth says:

    Slander! Outrage! Untrue!

    I don’t care what you say, I know for a fact that we did NOT hunt humans! I can’t say that no humans were ever harmed by mammoths. Accidents happen, and besides, with you guys hunting US all the time, we had to defend ourselves, right? I mean– Wait…

    Okay, I TOTALLY misread your post. Forget I said anything.

    Good article… Well done…

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